A HELPFUL MESSAGE FOR THE DUMBASSES

It is now the THIRD time someone has had the brilliant idea of leaking intelligence to Pierre Omidyar's The Intercept and gotten busted.

So I thought I might take this opportunity to explain, once again, why running off to The Intercept with classified information is such an incredibly dumbshit idea.

On Twitter, we have been referring to The Intercept as The Putincept FOR YEARS.  Mainly, because you would have to have failed the first grade four or five times to misunderstand the narrative arc of their material.  And if that isn't enough, a simple background check of Omidyar's business partner, Glenn Greenwald, would suffice.

Yeah, Greenwald. He was the shady guy who worked with Ed Snowden, communicating with Russian military intelligence electronically, trying to figure out which stolen documents were worth altering, before publication on the Internet.  Oh...and in the 1990s, Greenwald represented the Neo-Nazi cult called "The World Church of the Creator" that was laundering Russian money.

So about The Intercept, for the dimwits...

THEY DON'T DO WALK-INS, IDIOTS.

Do you really think a mob/Russian intelligence front like The Intercept can afford to take that kind of risk?

The Intercept does OPS.

Is it starting to sink in yet?

Reality Winner should have perhaps learned similar life lessons and become a pole dancer instead of an NSA contractor, like her parents wanted.

Potential leakers: Today's story wasn't a walk-in.

Here endeth the lesson.


Added footnote (Thank you Kitten!):

Some information on the attorney of the latest Intercept groupie...