You don't know me. Or, if you're really deep in the sh*t, maybe you do.
But if you're an employee of Samaritan's Purse, BB&T Bank, Vannoy Construction, the United Way of North Carolina or Lukas Construction, I want to offer you an opportunity that even the Department of Justice isn't going to offer you.
And just so we understand each other, I do not work for or report to the Department of Justice.
But, because I know things, you can rest assured that the Department of Justice knows what I know and also knows which underwear brand you wear and what type of kiddie-porn you prefer, whose wife or husband you slept with and/or what drug your drug addiction favors...JUST . LIKE . YOUR . EMPLOYER .
The only difference between your employer and the Department of Justice, in this regard, is that the Department of Justice has a ridiculously massive multi-billion dollar budget and *VERY* motivated, professionally-trained agents and search warrants/wiretaps, courtesy of a federally-appointed judge.
So, because I'm a really nice guy, I'm offering you the opportunity to RUN TO THE NEAREST FBI FIELD OFFICE and spill the beans, if you know something, before the Department of Justice is forced to end your and your family's lives as you know it, because they literally have no choice.
Because I'm gonna dump some pretty heavy sh*t in about a week or so.
And, believe me....
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS UNLESS YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING TO THE FBI..
Thanks.
Bye,
Christopher A. Nethery
P.S. Don't be a dumbass and disturb my sacred lunch hour with a phone call concerning your plans to traffic kids. Or, at the very least, don't do it within earshot.
Well done as always! ;) All the best Chris...we await the new site update and your Twitter return.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteGreat to hear from you Russ!